Talking Donald Trump Pen – Collectible Edition - 8 Sayings in His Real Voice - Donald Trump Gifts for Men - Fun Stocking Stuffers - Great Republican Gifts for Fathers - Funny Gifts for Dad
PRESS TRUMP'S HAIR, HEAR HIM TALK! Includes 8 different sayings in Donald Trump's real voice! Fantastic audio quality-you'll think Trump is actually in the room with you! Perfect as novelty gifts or political pranks.
REAL & UNCENSORED! No voice actors here-this is the real and uncensored Trump at his boldest, brashest and funniest! Unique political joke gifts or office manager gift. It’s like a pen and an action figure rolled into one!
REPLACEABLE BATTERIES INCLUDED IN EACH PEN! Winners aren't losers, and these novelty pens will keep talking for many years after President Trump – the boss - takes office! Own this unique election memorabilia and Make America great again! MAGA for Christmas, Birthday, father's day.
THE GREATEST DONALD TRUMP GIFT GOD EVER CREATED! You've seen other humorous office gifts like the Hillary Nut Cracker, Obama and Donald Trump Toilet Paper, Donald Trump Doll, and other adult gag gifts for the office desk. Now experience one of the funniest 2016 presidential political gifts and novelty gifts EVER! Perfect birthday gift for Dad and Fathers Day gift. Shocking Prank!
THE HILARIOUS POWER OF DONALD TRUMP IS IN YOUR HAND! Just click the pen and listen to Trump pump you up! Funny gag gift for Liberals, Democrats and Republicans. Whether you support Bernie Sanders, Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton, this pen will make you laugh!
Binding: Toy
model number: 326
Part Number: 326
Details: The greatest presidential talking pen god ever created when you play this hilarious Donald trump talking pen for friends and family, you'll be the center of attention. Just like Donald simply press down on his famous hair and he'll tell you exactly how to make America great again this highly collectible Donald trump talking pen features a beautifully sculpted head that captures "the Donald" in all his glory. The pen says 8 different lines in trump's real voice: 1. "I will be the greatest president that god ever created." 2. "look - I'm really rich." 3. "I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall." 4. "I don't wear a toupee. It's my hair. I swear." 5. "I love china. I just sold an apartment for fifteen million dollars to somebody from china." 6. "our leaders are stupid. Our politicians are stupid." 7. "we will have so much winning if I get elected, that you may get bored with winning." 8. "I think I am a nice person. People that know me, like me." each pen comes with replaceable batteries included, which means the laughs will continue long after trump's inauguration. You'll be blown away by the state-of-the-art sound quality of this pen great stocking stuffer and collectible gift for the politically minded. There is a very limited quantity of these Donald trump talking pens don't miss your opportunity to own this highly collectible piece of presidential history. Click "add to cart" now and Donald trump will be on his way to your home by helicopter to make your life great again.
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