Donald Trump Toilet Paper 3-Pack Winners' Edition – Unleash Laughter with Every Roll, Luxe Sheets Fit for a President, and Hilarious Jokes to Elevate Your Throne Room | Political Novelty Gag Gift
Brand: Smart Alec Novelty
Brand: Smart Alec Novelty
Color: Multicolor
Features:
- 🚽 Rolls of Luxury, Believe Me: These three-packs are tremendous, folks! You won't find toilet paper this classy anywhere else – three different faces on each sheet. It's like a golden throne for your bathroom!
- 🎁 Gifts for the Winners, the Best Gifts: This isn't just any gift; it's a Trump-level gift for adults who know what it means to win. Make someone's day great again with the most talked-about toilet paper in history!
- 😂 Brand New, Unbelievably Funny Jokes: We're talking jokes so funny, you'll forget you're in the bathroom. Raunchy, hilarious, and they're all winners – just like you. Laugh your way through every roll! Make your bathroom great again!
- 🎀 Elegance in a Box – Beautiful, Really Beautiful: Our Trump Toilet Paper doesn't just arrive; it makes an entrance. Beautifully packaged in a gift box that screams success. It's not just a gift; it's a statement.
- ✅ Satisfaction – You're Going to Love It, No Doubt: I guarantee you'll love it. If you don't, you're fired. Just kidding we'll fix it – because that's what winners do. Our satisfaction guarantee is the best, believe me.
Binding: Office Product
model number: SA003
Part Number: SA003
Details: "Indulge in the epitome of lavatory luxury with Trump's Gold-Standard Toilet Paper, the 3-Pack Winners' Edition that redefines bathroom opulence. Crafted with the finest materials, each roll boasts three different faces, making your bathroom experience as classy as it gets – because why settle for anything less than the best? This isn't just toilet paper; it's a statement, a declaration of your commitment to excellence. The Winners' Edition is not for the faint-hearted; it's for those who know what it means to win big. Whether you're gifting it to a friend or treating yourself, this 3-pack is the ultimate symbol of success. But what truly sets Trump's Gold-Standard Toilet Paper apart is the uproarious addition of hilarious jokes on every sheet. We're not talking your average bathroom humor; these jokes are Trump-approved, raunchy, and guaranteed to leave you in stitches. Make your bathroom breaks unforgettable as you bask in the unmatched laughter delivered by each and every roll. Packaged in an elegant gift box, the Trump's Gold-Standard Toilet Paper isn't just a product; it's an experience. From the moment it arrives, you'll sense the luxurious touch and attention to detail. It's not just about functionality; it's about making a statement in style. Gift it on birthdays, holidays, or any day you want to share a laugh – because the gift of laughter is the greatest gift of all. And here's the Trump promise – satisfaction guaranteed. We stand by the quality of our Gold-Standard Toilet Paper. If you're not completely satisfied, we'll fix it, no questions asked. That's how winners do it, and we're here to make your bathroom great again. Elevate your throne room with Trump's Gold-Standard Toilet Paper, where luxury meets laughter, and each sheet is a testament to the art of winning. Order now and experience the gold standard in bathroom excellence!"
Package Dimensions: 11.4 x 4.4 x 4.0 inches
We ship within the continental United States and Canada. For International shipping please message us. Our products are shipped via USPS/UPS/FedEx. Shipping time to Canada is 9 to 12 business days. Shipping time to US is 9 to 12 business days as well. A business day is Monday through Friday from 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM (Eastern Standard Time). If your order comes in after 5:00 PM it’ll be processed the next business day.
The tracking information will be sent to your email address when your order gets shipped. You should be present at the shipping address to receive your package. If you have any questions regarding shipping or want to know about the status of an order, email us at help@kateminimalist.com
30 DAY DATE ON ARRIVAL (DOA) GUARANTEE
If your item arrives damaged, please follow the warranty process and contact our Support Center for RMA authorization within 30 days of the order being received. After returning the product to the address provided by our support team, we can send you a new item free of charge.
SPECIAL NOTE:
Please note that we do not accept returns for reasons other than damaged items . Change of heart and not wanting the product anymore is considered not valid for returns.
Customers must first send a clear photo or video of the damaged or defective product and the shipping packaging before we can consider issuing RMA authorization. Please use good lighting, and a close to medium distance, so we can identify and verify the issue(s). Attachment size must be under 2MB for the Support Center, please send larger attachments to: help@kateminimalist.com
WARRANTY EXEMPTIONS AND NOTES
1. The shipping fee for returning the product back will be paid by the customer and is non-refundable except for in 30 day DOA situations.
2. During the return shipping, the customer is responsible for any and all customs charges, duties or tariffs during the items return to China. In these cases we will deduct the customs fees from your authorized refund amount.
3.Kate Minimalist will by default resend the item to the customer via Flat Rate Shipping. If the customer wants to utilize a faster shipping method, the relevant shipping fee is applicable.
4. In case of any misuse, any and all repairs, accessories and shipping fees, both ways, are fully the customer’s responsibility and are at their own expense.
HOW TO REQUEST WARRANTY (RETURN, REPAIR AND REFUND)
If your item has an issue, please first submit a ticket to our Support Center.
Please carefully follow our warranty process to minimize any delays: 1. Describe the problem with your item in detail: What happened? When? How? Please also state your full order number and product code (SKU number).
2. Tell us what steps you have already taken to resolve the issue.
3. Provide the item code indicated on the outer packaging.
4. Send a clear photo or video showing the defect(s); these should be taken under good lighting.
NOTE: Photos/videos should ideally be clear and focused, taken under good lighting conditions, and from a close to medium distance. This allows us to identify and verify the issue(s). We will always do our very best to help you. Thank you in advance for providing all the information stated above.
MISSING ITEM(S), WRONG ITEM(S) OR INCORRECT PACKAGE SENT
Please be sure to open the parcel and carefully check the contents before signing for the package.
For any issues, please carefully follow our warranty process to minimize any delays:
1. Contact our Support Center with your order number and the product code (SKU number).
2. Please send us a clear picture of the outer packaging, all shipping labels visible, and (if applicable) the item received.
Possible Solutions:
– If there is a item missing, we will resend the missing item/accessory for free within the warranty period.
– If we have shipped the wrong item: we will either refund you in full or dispatch an alternative item (if applicable and available). Kate Minimalist will decide whether you need to return the wrong product or not and compensate the return shipping fee when we receive it.
ITEM RETURN PROCESS
Within 30 days of receiving the item, if you experience an issue with the order, such as wrong item was sent or the item arrived damaged, please contact our Support Center for RMA authorization stating:
1. The order number.
2. The item code(s) you wish to return.
3. The reason for return.
Our Customer Service will review your case and offer a return back. Upon receiving, the item will be exchanged with a replacement or will be refunded.
Returnable Items
Items that can be returned/refunded or exchanged must follow the criteria as below:
1. Faulty items damaged/broken upon arrival.
2. Items received in the incorrect size/color.
All returns must be confirmed via the ticket center. Returned items without Return Merchandise Authorization (RMA) will not be accepted.
Return Shipping Fees
1. Shipping fees to return the items are at the customer’s own expense.
Please consult your local post office to confirm the actual return shipping fee. We advise you use the cheapest registered airmail method that is available.
2. Kate Minimalist products are strictly quality controlled prior to dispatch.
Due to their nature and intended usage, product categories including RC toys, scooters and wheels are subject to wear and tear through repeated use. As such, our 1 Year Money Back Guarantee relating to RC toys, scooters and wheels, only covers 30 Day DOA instances where the product does not work out of the box. It is the customer’s responsibility to inspect the product carefully upon arrival.
3. Returns for spare parts and accessories are not accepted. If you have received a faulty accessory or an accessory is missing, please contact our Support Center within 3 days of receiving your order. After this time frame or if an accessory has been misused, customers will need to purchase a replacement.
4. Any products that are won or redeemed as part of an activity or competition (e.g. via a lucky draw) on Kate Minimalist or any of our promotional channels are exempt from our Warranty and Returns policy.
CANCELLATIONS
We usually take 10 to 24 hours to prepare the shipment and send it to our shipping partner. If you want to cancel orders, please contact us right away before we shipped your orders. Once we shipped the products, we have no control on it.
DESCRIPTION
Brand: Smart Alec Novelty
Color: Multicolor
Features:
- 🚽 Rolls of Luxury, Believe Me: These three-packs are tremendous, folks! You won't find toilet paper this classy anywhere else – three different faces on each sheet. It's like a golden throne for your bathroom!
- 🎁 Gifts for the Winners, the Best Gifts: This isn't just any gift; it's a Trump-level gift for adults who know what it means to win. Make someone's day great again with the most talked-about toilet paper in history!
- 😂 Brand New, Unbelievably Funny Jokes: We're talking jokes so funny, you'll forget you're in the bathroom. Raunchy, hilarious, and they're all winners – just like you. Laugh your way through every roll! Make your bathroom great again!
- 🎀 Elegance in a Box – Beautiful, Really Beautiful: Our Trump Toilet Paper doesn't just arrive; it makes an entrance. Beautifully packaged in a gift box that screams success. It's not just a gift; it's a statement.
- ✅ Satisfaction – You're Going to Love It, No Doubt: I guarantee you'll love it. If you don't, you're fired. Just kidding we'll fix it – because that's what winners do. Our satisfaction guarantee is the best, believe me.
Binding: Office Product
model number: SA003
Part Number: SA003
Details: "Indulge in the epitome of lavatory luxury with Trump's Gold-Standard Toilet Paper, the 3-Pack Winners' Edition that redefines bathroom opulence. Crafted with the finest materials, each roll boasts three different faces, making your bathroom experience as classy as it gets – because why settle for anything less than the best? This isn't just toilet paper; it's a statement, a declaration of your commitment to excellence. The Winners' Edition is not for the faint-hearted; it's for those who know what it means to win big. Whether you're gifting it to a friend or treating yourself, this 3-pack is the ultimate symbol of success. But what truly sets Trump's Gold-Standard Toilet Paper apart is the uproarious addition of hilarious jokes on every sheet. We're not talking your average bathroom humor; these jokes are Trump-approved, raunchy, and guaranteed to leave you in stitches. Make your bathroom breaks unforgettable as you bask in the unmatched laughter delivered by each and every roll. Packaged in an elegant gift box, the Trump's Gold-Standard Toilet Paper isn't just a product; it's an experience. From the moment it arrives, you'll sense the luxurious touch and attention to detail. It's not just about functionality; it's about making a statement in style. Gift it on birthdays, holidays, or any day you want to share a laugh – because the gift of laughter is the greatest gift of all. And here's the Trump promise – satisfaction guaranteed. We stand by the quality of our Gold-Standard Toilet Paper. If you're not completely satisfied, we'll fix it, no questions asked. That's how winners do it, and we're here to make your bathroom great again. Elevate your throne room with Trump's Gold-Standard Toilet Paper, where luxury meets laughter, and each sheet is a testament to the art of winning. Order now and experience the gold standard in bathroom excellence!"
Package Dimensions: 11.4 x 4.4 x 4.0 inches
SHIPPING DETAILS
We ship within the continental United States and Canada. For International shipping please message us. Our products are shipped via USPS/UPS/FedEx. Shipping time to Canada is 9 to 12 business days. Shipping time to US is 9 to 12 business days as well. A business day is Monday through Friday from 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM (Eastern Standard Time). If your order comes in after 5:00 PM it’ll be processed the next business day.
The tracking information will be sent to your email address when your order gets shipped. You should be present at the shipping address to receive your package. If you have any questions regarding shipping or want to know about the status of an order, email us at help@kateminimalist.com
RETURN & REFUND
30 DAY DATE ON ARRIVAL (DOA) GUARANTEE
If your item arrives damaged, please follow the warranty process and contact our Support Center for RMA authorization within 30 days of the order being received. After returning the product to the address provided by our support team, we can send you a new item free of charge.
SPECIAL NOTE:
Please note that we do not accept returns for reasons other than damaged items . Change of heart and not wanting the product anymore is considered not valid for returns.
Customers must first send a clear photo or video of the damaged or defective product and the shipping packaging before we can consider issuing RMA authorization. Please use good lighting, and a close to medium distance, so we can identify and verify the issue(s). Attachment size must be under 2MB for the Support Center, please send larger attachments to: help@kateminimalist.com
WARRANTY EXEMPTIONS AND NOTES
1. The shipping fee for returning the product back will be paid by the customer and is non-refundable except for in 30 day DOA situations.
2. During the return shipping, the customer is responsible for any and all customs charges, duties or tariffs during the items return to China. In these cases we will deduct the customs fees from your authorized refund amount.
3.Kate Minimalist will by default resend the item to the customer via Flat Rate Shipping. If the customer wants to utilize a faster shipping method, the relevant shipping fee is applicable.
4. In case of any misuse, any and all repairs, accessories and shipping fees, both ways, are fully the customer’s responsibility and are at their own expense.
HOW TO REQUEST WARRANTY (RETURN, REPAIR AND REFUND)
If your item has an issue, please first submit a ticket to our Support Center.
Please carefully follow our warranty process to minimize any delays: 1. Describe the problem with your item in detail: What happened? When? How? Please also state your full order number and product code (SKU number).
2. Tell us what steps you have already taken to resolve the issue.
3. Provide the item code indicated on the outer packaging.
4. Send a clear photo or video showing the defect(s); these should be taken under good lighting.
NOTE: Photos/videos should ideally be clear and focused, taken under good lighting conditions, and from a close to medium distance. This allows us to identify and verify the issue(s). We will always do our very best to help you. Thank you in advance for providing all the information stated above.
MISSING ITEM(S), WRONG ITEM(S) OR INCORRECT PACKAGE SENT
Please be sure to open the parcel and carefully check the contents before signing for the package.
For any issues, please carefully follow our warranty process to minimize any delays:
1. Contact our Support Center with your order number and the product code (SKU number).
2. Please send us a clear picture of the outer packaging, all shipping labels visible, and (if applicable) the item received.
Possible Solutions:
– If there is a item missing, we will resend the missing item/accessory for free within the warranty period.
– If we have shipped the wrong item: we will either refund you in full or dispatch an alternative item (if applicable and available). Kate Minimalist will decide whether you need to return the wrong product or not and compensate the return shipping fee when we receive it.
ITEM RETURN PROCESS
Within 30 days of receiving the item, if you experience an issue with the order, such as wrong item was sent or the item arrived damaged, please contact our Support Center for RMA authorization stating:
1. The order number.
2. The item code(s) you wish to return.
3. The reason for return.
Our Customer Service will review your case and offer a return back. Upon receiving, the item will be exchanged with a replacement or will be refunded.
Returnable Items
Items that can be returned/refunded or exchanged must follow the criteria as below:
1. Faulty items damaged/broken upon arrival.
2. Items received in the incorrect size/color.
All returns must be confirmed via the ticket center. Returned items without Return Merchandise Authorization (RMA) will not be accepted.
Return Shipping Fees
1. Shipping fees to return the items are at the customer’s own expense.
Please consult your local post office to confirm the actual return shipping fee. We advise you use the cheapest registered airmail method that is available.
2. Kate Minimalist products are strictly quality controlled prior to dispatch.
Due to their nature and intended usage, product categories including RC toys, scooters and wheels are subject to wear and tear through repeated use. As such, our 1 Year Money Back Guarantee relating to RC toys, scooters and wheels, only covers 30 Day DOA instances where the product does not work out of the box. It is the customer’s responsibility to inspect the product carefully upon arrival.
3. Returns for spare parts and accessories are not accepted. If you have received a faulty accessory or an accessory is missing, please contact our Support Center within 3 days of receiving your order. After this time frame or if an accessory has been misused, customers will need to purchase a replacement.
4. Any products that are won or redeemed as part of an activity or competition (e.g. via a lucky draw) on Kate Minimalist or any of our promotional channels are exempt from our Warranty and Returns policy.
CANCELLATIONS
We usually take 10 to 24 hours to prepare the shipment and send it to our shipping partner. If you want to cancel orders, please contact us right away before we shipped your orders. Once we shipped the products, we have no control on it.
